Miércoles, 18 de mayo de 2005

¿SABES LA DIFERENCIA QUE EXISTE ENTRE “TÚ” Y “USTED”?

Este es pequeño ejemplo que ilustra muy bien esta diferencia:

El director general de un banco se preocupaba por un joven director estrella que después de un periodo de trabajar junto a el, sin parar nunca ni para almorzar empieza a ausentarse al mediodía.

Entonces el director general del banco llama al detective privado del banco y le dice: "Siga a López una semana entera, no vaya a ser que ande en algo malo o sucio.

El detective cumple con el cometido, vuelve e informa:
"López sale normalmente al mediodía, toma su coche, va a su casa a almorzar luego le hace el amor a su mujer, se fuma uno de sus excelentes habanos y vuelve a trabajar".

Responde el director: "¡Ah, bueno, menos mal, no hay nada malo en todo eso!"

Luego el detective pregunta: "¿Puedo tutearlo, señor?".

Sorprendido, el director responde: "Sí, cómo no". Y el detective dice: "Te repito: López sale normalmente al mediodía, toma tu coche, va a tu casa a almorzar luego le hace el amor a tu mujer, se fuma uno de tus excelentes habanos y vuelve a trabajar".

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